July 8, 2010
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Truth, Lies and Cigarettes
Current mood:
pissed
“2 Truths & a Lie” from “The Truth”
Guess the Lie!
- Cigarettes are 100% safe and pose no health risks to smokers at all
- Every 6.5 seconds, someone in the world dies from a smoking-related disease
- Sunburns can cause wrinkles; so can cigarettes
Sneaky bastards, aren’t they — they put their preferred answer on top, and set the poll script to default to it.
Here’s my version —
Guess the Truth!
- Smoking is a choice — just like drinking alcohol, smoking pot, crack, or meth, shooting up with heroin, speeding down the highway, rock-climbing, among other things.
- Cigarettes fly around on their own, force themselves into smokers’ mouths, then self-ignite.
- Tobacco companies force smokers to smoke, often by threatening smokers’ families with torturous, slow deaths.
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